“how many times have you had sex”

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…
That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived.

Did anyone else notice her mum died a month after her dad…

That awkward moment where your mum dies before she gives birth to you.

That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog…

and then the dog died.

CLEARLY THE DOG RAISED HER.

unr3alistic:

Goodnight😘 (Taken with GifBoom)

missperegrine:

llove-and-rawr:

r0bbstark:

2boys1cup:

mothers day was so 2 months ago

not for the mother of freedom

mothers day is every day in canada

in school 

• illiterate kid: here let me read
• me: holy fuck
• me: oh my god no
• me: literally absolutely not please for the love of god no
• me: anything but this
• me: i'm going to kill myself
• me: goodbye world
• me: have a nice life
• me: except for you
• me: learn to read
• me: and then die
• me: bye

imjustaboywithadream:

hoesandboatss:

Dnt get too comfortable in a relationship , do the things you did to stay together from the begging , change things up & take care and take time for Eachother , balance out friendship & your relationship. & most of all Dnt forget the little things .

and don’t forget to take grammar classes so the other person knows what the fuck you’re trying to say