hi my name is ariana and honestly its been five years and i still have no idea what im doing on this website

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the prophecy

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this is honestly my favorite post

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if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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i imagine severus snape going to the afterlife and seeing lily for the first time and he’s all happy but then lily starts repeatedly kicking snape in the shins and screeching “how dare you treat my son that way" and that’s basically their relationship for all eternity

Yes. please.

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if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

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i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

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i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

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If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

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open your legs

and let me use my tongue to spell out how much you mean to me

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"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

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I hope she’s a lesbian. —Me (about every cute girl ever)

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