hi my name is ariana and honestly its been five years and i still have no idea what im doing on this website


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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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frenchfrycoolguy:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

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catsickles:

airedmania:

brownandwhat:

Vine - Sadia Arabia

Ooooooh the double standard…

WELP.

why have i never made this connection before

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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alexbbypls:

break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

This post fucked me up.

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girlwhowasonfire:

originalnaijababe:

pawsthomasanderson:

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

I hate you guys sometimes

how did this picture come to be i need to know

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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assgod:

wifipasswords:

songofages:

This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

This is the worst representation I’ve ever seen when will we actually get queer characters without having to deduce it from like 0.3 seconds of screen time and a vague hint

the worst? are we forgetting..  

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coffeesclosers:

soul punk fans go so hard u dont know true loyalty until youve seen soul punk fans defending patrick stump

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#about me #fob

songofages:

…for some reason I was just strongly reminded of the Fonz.

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#ME #SEXUALITY

beben-eleben:

Apple Watch

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andforthemoment:

Twitter fascinates me

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